Robert is in his parent’s house. It’s three AM. Robert is listening to the album The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn by Coco Rosie. Robert likes this album. Robert is reading Brandon Stosuy’s defense of this album at www.thefanzine.com. Robert thinks about interviewing someone who works at or owns an all-night Chinese restaurant in the part of Philadelphia that he lives in and then having it published at www.thefanzine.com. Robert thinks “I bet that would help me out, no matter what.” Robert feels sad and thinks “I know I’ll never do that.” Robert thinks “Someday I’ll see a cool interview with someone who works at or owns an all-night Chinese restaurant.” Robert feels sad. He goes downstairs and eats hummus and corn chips and watches six episodes of The Office and then sleeps for ten hours.